![]() ![]() Kane is a Dramatic Arts major from North Carolina who enjoys watching guys play PS3 on a first date, wearing trashy lingerie and listening to Weird Al… OK, I made those last things up, but not a lot is known about Kane and I like to assume the best of people. Class is soon dismissed and dismembered when swamp cannibals show up for dinner. She will next be seen in The Asylum’s Age of the Hobbits.Ĭapel Kane is one in a group of college kids out to earn some extra credit for science class by taking a field trip to the Great Dismal Swamp. for playing psycho hooker Ria in Crank: High Voltage and bad-girl Myca in The Crow. The role won her the the Hong Kong Film Award for Best Supporting Actress in 2004. (For additional Turkey Day fun, check out Clatto’s exclusive interview with girl-on-girl cannibal site Muki’s Kitchen and Clatto’s list of the Five Most Diabolical Dinner Parties in Horror.)īecause who doesn’t like Chinese? Dumplings finds Bai Ling playing Aunt Mei, a chef who uses the unborn fetuses from an abortion clinic to whip up a special dish of dumplings meant to rejuvenate a rich, aging woman whose husband has taken up with a young masseuse. It’s also pulled out of my ass so feel free to add your own names! About the list: it excludes actresses in zombie and vampire flicks, sticking only to human cannibal features. I calmed myself by thinking up a list of the Ten Tastiest Babes in Cannibal Horror (hey, being a cannibal doesn’t mean you can’t have taste). ![]() One look at Uncle Muertos ripping into a drumstick and I was petrified with fear. As I sat down to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner with family, friends and invited guests, I wondered what would happen if the turkey fell to the floor and we all had to eat each other to satiate our hunger and salvage the holiday. ![]()
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